Two eggs in need of clicks. Thanks in advance, and I'm off to do some clicking of my own...

( Eggs! )

( Sun, Geode, Deep Sea, & Waterhorse Eggs )

Off to stealth click!

PLAYBOY: Your Lolita-inspired photo shoot in our December issue is stunning, and Richard Kern is a master, but you're a creative person yourself. When you’re starring in someone else’s work does it make you itch to be calling the shots yourself?
GREY: It definitely does. This shoot was Richard's, but it’s a great challenge when you arrive to a set to do something you don’t normally do. They put me in clothes and hair and makeup that I probably would never wear, but it’s fun because you’re playing. Lately I’ve been getting my creative kicks shooting a lot of my own stuff. I’ll think of set designs and we’ll build them, sometimes something I thought of the night before. It’s fun to be able to do that and not feel constrained.
( interview )


( nsfw pix )

MEGAN Fox wants to make one thing clear: She’s no slut!

The Transformers star has told The New York Times Magazine that she hates the way women perceive her.

“Girls think I’m a slut,” said the 23-year-old, who is on-again with beau Brian Austin Green.”I’ve been in the same relationship since I was 18.”

“If they think you’re attractive, you’re either stupid or a whore or a dumb whore,” Megan says of girls. “The instinct among girls is to attack the jugular.”

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There are 30 nude photos and eight sex tapes of former Miss California Carrie Prejean, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

It’s the most shocking turn yet in a scandal that has continued to follow the woman whose anti-gay marriage stance led to a national controversy and pitted her against pageant organizers.

Stripped of her crown, Prejean sued the Miss California USA pageant but reportedly settled after the sex tape surfaced. She called the sex tape the biggest mistake of her life.

Now a RadarOnline.com investigation has uncovered that there are SEVEN more “biggest mistakes” of her life – all of them solo performances, just like the one sex tape that the religious beauty queen has admitted to. And there are 30 photos of Carrie, most topless, some showing everything, and most taken by Carrie using her reflection in a mirror.

On one tape Carrie is wearing just a flowing white blouse as she touches her own body in an alluring manner. Carrie can be heard moaning on a few of the tapes.

In her newly released book Carrie wrote, “God gave us our bodies, and it’s perfectly right that we use them in ways where we can give glory to God by making our bodies, our temples of the Holy Spirit, strong and fast.”

How much did I love King and I?



Everybody!

Stupid girl, stupid girl,
What are they teaching you?
Stupid girl, stupid girl,
It's so your fault.

They won't give back your crown,
You're obviously down,
Stupid girl, stupid girl,
It's so your fault.

Mods: This wasn't posted because this "Radar exclusive" was posted on the 13th, and there haven't been any Carrie Prejean posts since then.

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LETS MAKE PREDICTIONS

I believe there will be:
Jokes about her name
A Mad Men skit
January playing Carrie Prejean?


( LETS JUST HOPE FERGIE DOESN'T DEMAND TO ACT )

SNL

BE QUIET



I HAVE NEVER YELLED AT A SHOW LIKE THIS! I HAVE ROOTED FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF THE BEST SHOWS IN TELEVISION AND THEN YOU DO THIS? NO EMOTION? YOUR GRANDMA WENT WITHOUT LIGHTS SO YOU COULD GET A NEW WARDROBE FOR THIS SEASON!

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH! WE ARE IN A SOCIETY THAT CONSIDERS TWO AND A HALF MEN ONE OF THE BEST THINGS ON TV. WE LOOK TO YOU TO BE CUTTING EDGE AND WITTY AND YOU BRING US THIS? ANOTHER SKIT OF KRISTIN WIIG RANTING? YOU CAN DO BETTER. WE KNOW YOU CAN.

John Simm has said that he avoided subtlety as The Master in this year's Doctor Who specials.
The actor, who will reprise the role that he first played in 2007's 'Utopia' in the upcoming end-of-year episodes, said that he was influenced by the Joker from the Batman series.
He told the Daily Mail: "If you thought I was hamming it up in the last one, wait till you see this. I like to be quite subtle, but this doesn't call for subtle. The Master is insane.
"I also used a bit of Caligula and a bit of Tony Blair. But in this, The Master is off the leash. Unhinged. Totally unplugged!"
He added of taking the role: "It was so I could prove to [my son that] daddy is an actor. He can never watch anything I'm in and this was perfect because he loves Doctor Who.
"There are moments I'll cherish for ever. The best bits about being a screen actor are the moments when the camera is behind you and, as far as the eye can see, you are in that world.

"There were also moments which were pure Boys' Own fantasy, but I can't say what because I don't want to ruin people's Christmas!"

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Naturally!




Selena Gomez and her band The Scene have been teasing about their second single via Twitter for a while and Sel just confirmed on her live chat this afternoon!
It’s “Naturally”!!! JJJ loves this song, it’s one of our absolute favorites!
Their first single off of their debut album, Kiss & Tell, “Falling Down” peaked at #82 on the Billboard Hot 100 and at #83 on the Canadian Hot 100.










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A Janet Jackson flashmob went off today at The Grove in LA. Janet even watched the crowd from above. Since everyone was tipped off about performance and appearance, it was less flash and more mob scene. The dancers still pulled it off with a great performance. check it out!



Source: me and my flip cam

Megan Fox stops by the Coffee Bean cafe to grab some much needed caffeine on Saturday (November 14) in Studio City, Calif.

The 23-year-old Jennifer’s Body hottie recently shared why she thinks her latest horror movie tanked at the box office.

“People expected Jennifer’s Body to make so much money,” Megan told the NY Times. “But I was doubtful. The movie is about a man-eating, cannibalistic lesbian cheerleader, and that pretty much eliminates middle America.”

Back in June, the Transformers actress also wished the robot-alien Megatron destroyed middle America.

( I thought she became a slut AFTER her nose job )

I LOVE THE WAY YOU LOOK EVERY NIGHT



Sorry, I got lazy before :(

He's the pin that holds 'Project Runway' together.

To employ catchphrases from two Teutonic giants -- Heidi Klum and Arnold Schwarzenegger -- Lifetime TV's "Project Runway," which wraps up its season this coming week, has bid auf Wiederauf Wiedersehen to Los Angeles for now. But it'll be back.

So too will the man whose own catchphrase, "Make it work," gets shouted at him from admiring strangers in taxicabs. I cannot sew on a button properly, but I wouldn't miss "Project Runway," in large measure because of the urbane and droll Tim Gunn. If there's a Tim Gunn character, I might even play the forthcoming "Project Runway" video game.

"Project Runway" fans may think of him as a fashion god, but Gunn regards himself as an educator, counselor to the designer/contestants toiling among the toiles. He strolls from dressmaker's dummy to dressmaker's dummy, either worried or pleased, as the garment under construction deserves.

Gunn spent a quarter of a century as a teacher and administrator at Parsons the New School for Design in New York. Now he's the creative director and "brand ambassador" for the Liz Claiborne company.

Even if you only see "Project Runway" as you channel-surf on your way to PBS, you have to admit he's an especially able wordsmith. Who else can so credibly toss out words such as "diaphanous" on television, or speak comfortably about "the semiotics of clothes"? He crafts and stitches his phrases as meticulously as the couturier Balenciaga composed his dresses.

So I'll tweak Shakespeare to say this about Gunn: His "glass of fashion" is always full.
( phonography about his personal style, NY vs LA, PR & Tim teach young people, not designing a collection, appearance affects ur life, no fur!, fashion epiphany, $pay$, hatin' on crocs. EXTRA CUTENESS IS HIGHLIGHTED FOR TLDR CROWD )

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Today I finally started to catch up with stuff at work. I put in this huge burst of steam during my last hour and got a ton organized and ready to go for tomorrow. Hopefully I get everything accomplished that I want to. But before I get to that in the morning, it's time to take care of my dragons. Thanks for any clicks you can spare them.

( My Little Darlings )